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Sean William

Voice your opinion (talk page) (5/1/1); Scheduled to end 13:10, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Sean William (talk · contribs · blocks · protections · deletions · page moves · rights · RfA) - Wikipedia needs more bureaucrats, and no candidate is as (un)qualified as me. I'd immediately promote Kmweber to administrator for great justice. I have said in the past that I have both the capacity and patience to perform the duties of a bureaucrat [1] and I only hope that the citizens of Wikipedia are clueful enough to promote me.

Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here: Sean William @ 13:15, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Questions for the candidate

Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia as a Bureaucrat. You may wish to answer the following optional questions to provide guidance for participants:

1. Have you read the discussions on when to promote and not promote? What do you understand the criteria for promotion to be?
A. 1) No. 2) 75% exactly. I have already written myself a script to assist the decision making process.
2. How would you deal with contentious nominations where a decision to promote or not promote might be criticized?
A. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
3. Wikipedians expect bureaucrats to adhere to high standards of fairness, knowledge of policy and the ability to engage others in the community. Why do you feel you meet those standards?
A. Ignore the "Why" for a minute. Short answer: no. Long answer: nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!
4. Do you have the time and do you have the desire to visit WP:RFA, WP:B/RFA, and/or WP:CHU on a regular basis to attend to those requests?
A. See question 3.

Mandatory Question from User:Pedro

5. Upon the succesful passing of the RFB, which is guaranteed, will you also then grant me and anyone else who asks 'crat tools? Hint: To garner my support you have to answer yes in the space neatly provided below. Pedro :  Chat  13:20, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
A. this is where you type the word yes Ahem, yes. Did I do it right? Sean William @ 15:55, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
6. Should all users be bureaucrats? If not, why not? Majorly (talk) 15:19, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
A. When everyone's a bureaucrat, then nobody's a bureaucrat. Sean William @ 15:55, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

General comments

Please keep discussion constructive and civil.

Discussion

Support
  1. Support, outstanding. Neıl ☎ 13:17, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
  2. Let's prove it to him that we are clueful, if that's what he's asking for, he can have that! Dorftrottel (harass) 13:24, April 1, 2008
  3. Support - I have a clue. Wisdom89 (T / C) 15:35, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
  4. Support He is my profit. -- Escape Artist Swyer Talk to me Articles touched by my noodly appendage 15:40, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
  5. Support. Anthøny 15:52, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
  6. Support per Kurt and Neil. User:Essjay User talk:K
Oppose
  1. This user is a sockpuppet of 127.0.0.1. Nwwaew (Talk Page) (Contribs) (E-mail me) 14:07, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
Neutral
  1. Waste of time placeholder neutral pending positive answer to my question. Pedro :  Chat  13:32, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
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