User:Epsilon60198

Σpsilon60198 User Page Talk E-Mail Contributions Awards Sandbox Subpages Guestbook Userboxes Navigation (change) Talk Email Contributions Templates Sandbox SubPages Guestbook Quotable Quotes These are quotes that I find that I think are informative, funny, or just make me think. Some of these quotes are the introductory paragraphs from people's userpages. If there are grammatical errors in a userpage quote, I will correct them. If you have a quote that I could use, tell me. "Why do you bother to look at this page? This page is BORING with a capital B. And a capital O, too. And a capital R! And, you guessed it, even an amazing capital I!!! That's not including the capital N and G, which I added for effect because BORIng would look stupid. WOW. With a capital W. And even a capital O. And another capital W, just to add to the stupid, annoying, boring consistency of this space-filler. With a lowercase S. And a lowercase P, A, C and even E! So... why did I capitalize my lowercase letters while I was talking about them. Stupid. With a capital S. But no more capital letters, because I'm bored with a lowercase B. Heh." — E9 "Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society." — Benjamin Franklin You are aware that you just slapped a fact tag on a statement that people's heads don't explode by themselves? :/ — Kizor Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia About this Oddity Real Name There is a reason for the invention of screen names, you know. Editing I usually make edits to disambiguation pages, such as when links lead to a disambiguation page. When this happens, I redirect all of the links leading to the disambiguation page to the appropriate article. Also lately, I've been having some difficulty with high school, so I most likely (that means certainly) won't be able to edit Wikipedia every single minute of every single hour of every single day of every single week of every single month of every single year, but I'll still try. :) Area of Residence I live in the United States, in the state of California. Contact Information Well, if you had any sense at all you'd know that you could contact me by using my talk page, but if for whatever reason that is not possible, you can contact me by email: DC52795@gmail.com. Alright? SubPages Templates Templates that I've come across, or have created myself. Templates in red are under construction. /Userboxes - Userboxes created by me. Feel free to use them. /Talk Page Header - Header for use in your talk page. Copy and paste, then edit as necessary. Credited to The Raven's Apprentice. /Information Box- A small neat looking info box for newcomers to Wikipedia. /Wiki-Mail - "Birthday Card" style messaging template. /UBX Templates- Basic userbox templates. Userpage Stuff My Sandbox - Where I put my unfinished work (i.e: userboxes, userpages, templates, etc.). GuestBook - If you are viewing my page, please sign the GuestBook! Useful Links BASIC TOOLBOX C:ADOPT WP:5P WP:ATTACK WP:ATA WP:CIVIL WP:COOL WP:HOAX WP:IAR WP:MAGIC   WP:MOS WP:N WP:OWN WP:PR RfA Report WP:RFC WP:STUPID WP:TEA WP:VSCA In the News Donald Trump Donald Trump (pictured) wins the United States presidential election and the Republican Party is set to take control of the Senate. Maia Sandu is re-elected President of Moldova. In baseball, the Yokohama DeNA BayStars defeat the Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks to win the Japan Series. A canopy collapse at Serbia's Novi Sad railway station kills fourteen people. The ruins of a Maya city, dubbed Valeriana, are discovered in Campeche, Mexico. Ongoing: Israel–Hamas war Israel–Hezbollah conflict Russian invasion of Ukraine timeline Sudanese civil war timeline Recent deaths: Teri Garr Paul Stephenson Peanut Dub Jones Janey Godley Edzard Reuter Did You Know... Issue 3 of The True Record ... that The True Record (issue pictured) closed shortly after implicating Provisional President Yuan Shikai in the assassination of Song Jiaoren? ... that Allison Reese has received millions of views for her impressions of Kamala Harris? ... that the embassy of the Philippines in Bucharest is the country's first mission in the Eastern Bloc? ... that the lyrics of Gigi Perez's "Sailor Song" were criticized by far-right conservative Christian communities? ... that the first Chinese driver to race in Formula One debuted at the 2022 Bahrain Grand Prix? ... that several major U.S. politicians have spread conspiracy theories about the 2024 Atlantic hurricane season? ... that Tenzin Doendrup, the 68th Je Khenpo and chief abbot of Bhutan, issued a decree to stop the practice of animal sacrifices? ... that Manhood was Josh Hawley's second book to be published by Regnery, after he was dropped by Simon & Schuster for his support of attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election? ... that Vivian Stranders, a British-born Jew, served as an officer in the Nazi SS?